The internet is not safe for your children

Again…

Amazon.com has a sex forum.

I haven’t attempted to try it yet, but I bet you I could get from Dora the Explorer coloring books to this sex chat in 3 links or less.

Blog content initiative 0324-09

Here we go again…

1. I’ve come to realize that my last kiss… Was as special as the ones previous

2. I am listening to… Judge Jewdy

3. I talk… a lot of crap

4. I love… Someone special

5. My best friend… I don’t have a best friend

6. My first real kiss… Was ok

7. Love is… Something I work on every day

8. Marriage is… Neither here nor there

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking… You

10. I’ll always… Remember everything that she’s done for me

11. The last time I really cried… Was a long time ago

12. My cell phone… sucks

13. When I wake up in the morning…. I don’t want to wake up

14. Before I go to bed… I say good night

15. Right now I am thinking… Things are tough, but things can only go up

16. Babies are… Not on any horizon

17. I get on Facebook… a lot

18. Today I miss… Her

19. Tomorrow… Is a new but not exciting day

20. I really want to be… Back in the place I was previously

It all comes at once

Today marked the beginning of my new beginning. I think of every day that passes as a step towards things trying to right themselves.

I am coming down with some kind of cold/sinus infection which is not helping matters. I don’t need to get sick now, I’m going to need my strength.

Other aspects of my life haven’t been doing too great lately either. When it rains it pours.

Stop and Shop encourages you to waste food

/Liberal conspiracy theory

12 Stop and Shop brand hamburger rolls for $2.39

8 Wonder Bread brand hamburger rolls for $2.89

I don’t need 12 rolls, I am not going to use 12 rolls by the time they will become stale and unusable. I buy small quantities of everything because when I buy perishable items in large quantities, it goes to waste. My consumption level doesn’t support buying large quantities. I never buy more than a quart of milk, because I consume no more than a quart of milk a week. Why would I buy a gallon if I am only going to use a little over a quarter of it by the time it’s unusable?

But of course, you know what package of rolls I purchased. I’ll just throw 4 more away, but I saved 50 cents, and that’s all I really care about. I tried to care about wasting food, but apparently they don’t want you to, so I’m not.

PS: This is bound to generate links to “Bush Did 9/11” blogs in the possibly related posts.

Blog content initiative 0319-09

Everyone’s doing it, SeaDoo.

::End promo::

—
1. Do you like blue cheese? Yes.

2. Have you ever been drunk? Yes.

3. Do you own a gun? No.

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite? Non-flavored for me.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes, since they have the potential to end bad.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I eat them every now and then (no homo).

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Man Falling Down… think about it.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Hot Chocolate.

9. Can you do push ups? Hell to the no.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? I don’t wear jewelery.

11. Favorite hobby? I don’t have time for hobbies.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? If you can’t add you’re a retard.

13. What’s your favorite shoe? Who has a favorite shoe.
14. Middle name? Si, and I’m not answering the question in spanish.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Monday is going to be a fun day, Today is going to be a really fun day, Saturday is going to be an ok day.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Soda, Hot Chocolate, Orange Juice

17. Current worry? My job.

18. Current hate right now? I hate a lot of things.

20. How did you bring in the New Year? At Utica tower, preventing a passenger train from going into the relay. No one ever thanked me for that.

21. Where would you like to go? On vacation.

22. Name three people who will complete this? How about 3 people who did before I did, Ramona, Brian, and Isaac.

23. Do you own slippers? Not really, no.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? White.
25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets? Never had it, never will.

26. Can you whistle? No.

27. Favorite color? Black

28. Would you be a pirate? I was a pirate in high school.

29. Who is the last person you talked to? My mother.

30. Favorite Girl’s Name? Gizmo, as in Gizmo the Pekingese.

31. Favorite boy’s name? John

32. What’s in your pocket right now? I have less pockets than you.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? I just woke up and looked in the mirror.

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Stripes.

35. Worst injury you’ve ever had as a child? I ran into a wall.

36. Do you love where you live? Yes

38. Who is your loudest friend? I know a lot of loud people.

39. How many dogs do you have? I had 3.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? She was treated and released…

41. What is your favorite book? I just read a series of good books.

42. What is your favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers

43. What’s your favorite sports team? Mets.

It’s time to be strong, really strong

The last 24 hours of my life have been among the worst 24 hours of my life. I’m not going to go into details about why, the important people in my life who need to know know. If you want to know, ask me privately. I know I had told these people it wasn’t going to be too bad, but just now some thoughts, negative thoughts, entered my head.

I had a lot of time on my way home to think about everything that happened, and what will happen next. A thousand thoughts went through my mind, like…

How could I ever go back to where I was previous? Can I even look at myself in the mirror? What will other people think or say, and how will I react to it? How do you go back to a place you swore to everyone you was never going back to? How embarrassing will that be for me? What if I threw it all away, how would I go about doing it? What would happen if I just didn’t show up Monday? How can I make a clean break with my life? What would be the consequences of me throwing it all away? After I throw it away, what next? Should I throw it away to a point where the next logical step would be to end myself?

Never did a thought about making the best of this enter my mind during this thinking session. I had talked previously with people about indeed making the best of it, but it was a facade I put up. I was coping. I was only thinking the negative.

I just need to find the strength to keep moving forward, even if forces are taking me backward. I have to find the strength to maintain my dignity through this hard time. I have to find the strength to find the positive in all of this.

It’s going to be the biggest challenge of my life. There are going to be a lot of changes coming forward, and a whole lot of sucking it up. This will prove to be a truly humbling experience. It already has been.

Believe me, this mind trip I took this evening was just an abberation. I am in fact going to survive this. I know I am going to have moments like this going forward. I just need to stay strong.

Degrassi tip 5/5

Drug dealers don’t give refunds. The return policy is the same as the non-payment policy.

That concludes this week’s 5 episode block. I am in search of a cable provider that can provide me with more Degrassi.

Degrassi tip 4/5

Minimum wage part time jobs don’t support children, hell my job doesn’t support children anymore… With all these designer clothing labels out there.

LOL grandma, can you raise my child for me?

Degrassi tip 3/5

Only older brothers should beat up their sister’s boyfriends.

Knocking someone up doesn’t necessarily get you into the family anymore.

Degrassi tip 2 of 5

If you can sell cars, you can charm women.

Charming the money out of a wallet, charming the pants off a woman, same shit…

Also, buy your condoms discreetly.